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1.
Today I went to a
barber’s shop for a shave. The barber asked me to put a small wooden ball in my
mouth so he could get a closer shave around my cheeks.
I asked: “But what if I swallow the ball?”
He replied: “No problem sir, you just bring it
back tomorrow like everybody else.”
2.
An optimist sees light
at the end of a tunnel and thinks it’s an exit.
A pessimist sees light at the end of a tunnel
and assumes it is an onrushing train.
The train conductor sees two stupid guys
staggering on train tracks.
3.
An elderly man was on the
operating table, about to be operated on by his son, a famous surgeon. Just
before they put him under, he asked to speak to his son:
"Don’t be nervous, boy, just do your best
and just remember, if it doesn’t go well, if something happens to me… your
mother is going to come and live with you and your family."
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